Lie To Me Like You Used To

Sarah. Interior design major and subpar friend

mxrdermaid:

mxrdermaid:

candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

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tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

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baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

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